We’ve all got our opinions on AI, but sometimes you can’t help but laugh when it creates something hilarious.
The Harry Potter universe is presumably something we’re all aware of, even if you aren’t a fan.
The books, which were released between 1997 and 2007, took the world by storm – and it could be argued that the movies were an even bigger hit.
Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint as the main trio, the eight movies were a phenomenon that has since spawned various spin-offs.
We’ve had the Fantastic Beasts movies set before the events of Harry Potter, and now there is set to be a new series retelling those events.
But there is one spin-off you might not be aware of – Harry Spotter and the Half-Rep Prince.
Imagine, if you will, the events of the Harry Potter franchise – but instead of wands and magic, every character is dedicated to the gym and is absolutely ripped.
Instead of the events of The Goblet of Fire, which saw Harry get chosen for the Triwizard Tournament, he is instead chosen for the Natural Bodybuilding Competition… even if he is being accused of not being natural.
Instead of practising spells, Harry is seen in the Great Hall doing various exercises, including barbell curls, to maximise his gains.
Then comes the introduction of the enemy – Swoldemort.
I hope I don’t need to explain that joke…
Swoldemort, however, appears to be cursed. No matter what he does, he just can’t grow his calves. So he seeks the genetics that Harry carries in his blood.
Harry, it seems, is the chosen one in this universe, as he is the only person alive who has ever been able to grow his legs without training them.
We can all wish, can’t we?
Other characters feature looking muscular, including Hagrid, and Neville Longbottom, who has been renamed as ‘Strongbottom’.
Even Filch is jacked.
Harry does show his massive calves towards the end of the video, and Swoldemort reveals his tiny ones in comparison – and honestly, you really start to feel for the guy.
I guess the question remains, would you watch Harry Spotter?
Featured image credit: Sport Manual (Created with AI to help illustrate this story)





